Toe Cramp From Hell

So here I am, minding my own business.... Driving from one errand to another.... Thinking about how great of a singer I am.... Wishing I could sleep all day tomorrow.... Wondering if cows have gas four times as much as normal animals because they have four stomachs.... Then it hits me!

TOE CRAMP!!!

Ugh, I get toe cramps all the time. My friends used to make fun of me in high school (and probably still do), because when I got a toe cramp I was down for the count! No one is allowed to touch me, talk to me or even make a suggestion of how to help it. Toe cramps are the worst! The only thing to do is spread your toes as best you can and deal with it until it passes.

Well, a toe cramp while driving is a different story. Holy crap! There was no possibility of spreading and dealing. My toes were so trapped, they felt like a kitty cat in a brown grocery sack, a lion in a zoo or a bunch of oranges hanging out with a bunch of apples (you know the oranges get sick of the saying, "that's like comparing apples to oranges.")

I managed to actually take off my shoe while driving. Kids, this is not recommended unless you are professionally awesome. Yes, my foot is on the break.




Now, blog friends, I'm sitting in the grocery store parking lot, blogging and dealing with it.....

Lindy
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